I haven’t watching wrestling since maybe 1999, but watching this made me feel feels inside. Undertaker was such an amazing talent for the WWF (WWE, whatever). If he’s truly retiring, it’s more than well-deserved. He brought a lot of enjoyment to the fans over his run. Always one of my favorites wrestlers. And god damn…

I have to shit. I can leave work now, hold it and shit in the comfort of my own home, but risk hitting traffic and having to hold it hold it. Or i can shit at work and leave 10-15 minutes later. Typically, I gamble with the traffic and head home. Is it only a matter of time before I end up shitting my pants on the…

“Who’s crying now?”

Totally did it on purpose too. F’realz!

If you’re thinking of whether it’s right or wrong, you’ve already thought too much about it. Jesus christ people. It’s a single fruit plucked from a tree during a walk. The next time you see a friend or relative pluck every fruit off their tree, you can commence on how wrong you think it is. Until then, shut up and…

Equally as annoying, accounts for your pet/pets.

Countdown to PETA press release begins now...

Kids don’t know what the hell is going on in the world, nor do they care. This article is as dumb as it is annoying.

Can we just stop with the “dong” era? It was dumb when Deadspin writers began using it and it’s still dumb now. I know a few of the writers stopped using dong, but here I am today and the dong is still flying freely at Deadspin.

“We’re not here to play games...

I think I speak for most when i say, fuck the Yankees.

Now that he’s out of the race, he’ll just hit the bars.

Oh, he is definitely terrible. But you said it best, there are many good hitters with terrible swings. I saw a separate article on here a week or so ago critiquing another professional athlete in the same way and it made me laugh thinking some writer for Deadspin thinks they’re an expert in mechanics enough to post an…

Federov’s number should be retired simply for his amazing fighting skills in NHLPA Hockey on Sega Genesis. He made people bleed...badly!

Deadspin staff are experts at many things. What they are not experts at are breaking down and/or critiquing the mechanics of professional athletes.

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom. I don’t know anyone who disputes this.

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom. One of very few sequels better than the original.

Marshall gets cut AND has to give his ride to Antonio Brown. It’s been a bad year for him. lol

They weren’t startled, they just had happy feet.

Eh, I disagree. Either way though, I still have my fingers crossed for a repeat.