Lol I was helping my mom w her school’s library and said, ‘there’s more than the first two, right?’ I moved on and she’s like, ‘As a matter of fact... .” five minutes later. She’s an angel and I’ve gotta read these

Ah shit. I never saw this or read the books, but America Ferrera is my idol ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ and also Alexis Bledel in Handmaid’s Yale is something to behold

I haven’t cried in theater since Moonlight. This one’s gonna get me

His fellow rodents ate his transportation. Perfect fable and reality

There’s no ideal except no one assaults anyone. The most well meaning person, friend or doctor or whomever will tell a victim it’s on them to pursue a case, to name names.

I reread that, too. I think he put a condom on his fingers and put them in her throat :c

Wow, that’s tasteless. I thought this was a sick joke of a blog post till following the links.

I decided Thursday to stop reading political news for a week except AP push notifications. I’ve already incoporated Michael Cohen into a complex sexual fantasy. He loves eating ass and being slapped. I’m very relaxed. Would U?

Neil? This is not a thing on Halloween

Maybe they love raising children. Their tax deductions and credits must look like a third or fourth income

Albatross is the perfect song!

Orlando PD made mistakes after the massacre, but did not hold off on entering the nightclub. Grules is being sued with PD because the survivors and families believe he should’ve entered the night club to shoot Mateen

(I despise the blue lives matter bullshit in my community and I’ve read and listened to many things about this massacre.) It wasn’t Gruler’s fault that this happened, it was Mateen’s. Gruler was moonlighting as a security guard, was out on the patio looking for an underage drinker when shots were fired. He called for…

Slightly related, I’m still awake drinking beer and feeling sorry for myself because of a miserable Lyft driver who told me I smell like beer and beans. I use (woodsy/citrus/neutral/expensive) bath products safe for scent-sensitive workplace. I’m glad I don’t have to work tomorrow, because I’d be thinking about her…

Interesting! Thanks for this.

Oh my god, Bob! I’m so glad you’re back. I just did a spit take at work

I’m not much of a giggler, but snort and squeal during The Mick. Even the second time. I’ll miss it... the Ben/nicotine patch episode 😭

If Gail died in that elevator, I wouldn’be been upset then instead of now

Yes. I’d like to go to that bar, too.

May I also submit The Brood (1979) to this wonderful list?