And what was the sample size? Was that before or after education/training on Internet safety?

Now that’s funny. You’ve realized you’re communicating with someone intelligent, and now you’re just hoping to drop a meme and GTFO.

This has happened to me. I’m white. The gate agent very likely misread the cabin class, and thought that the tickets were upgraded for free, and not paid upgrades. He or she then selected one to bump, and chose her. I’d also be very curious if the two tickets were on the same reservation - because it’s highly…

I read about the replies... so? What exactly is the story here? Did Gizmodo run this same “security test” on members of the Obama administration? If not, why not? What is the average click through rate in this industry? In this age range? What do these statistics mean without a broader sampling? Were these…

You must be new to humor.

Wow you got, at best, a little over 50% of your targets to click a link in an e-mail, and not proceed any further than that. You must be running an elite hacking squad over there.

Sounds like the participants were full of shit.

hahaha you’re missing out on the future old man! Now excuse me while I let my machine squeeze some juice from this packet for me. Shit. Wifi is down. I’ll just have a Coke.

6 years old! Probably was used in both world wars! Time to upgrade to a Juicero!

SEE HOW HARD IT IS TO JUICE THESE BAGS YOURSELF?!?!

I don’t understand, how do you plug your “juicer” into the Internet? You didn’t mention anything about its QR code scanner or pairing process. What kind of caveman machine is this?

Really grasping at straws today to find something to be offended at...

LOL ah yes, that’s the most likely culprit.

Thanks, seemed like a longshot, but the timing was bizarre.

Yeah, I doubt she’ll even look at an oyster again. But at least I got Chipotle back - she blacklisted it ironically during their Norovius outbreak.

It’s partially my fault. I introduced my girlfriend to the wonderful world of oysters, but didn’t caution her on where not to get them. I’ve been trying to delicately tell her to be more careful, but I’m pretty sure that whatever she contracted from them is doing a better job than whatever I can say.

Probably not, they were discounted oysters at a bar, and not a particularly nice one.

My girlfriend has Norovirus-like symptoms after eating oysters here in NYC. What are the odds those contaminated oysters made it to NY?

Oh yes I’m writing to my congressman right now about this outrageous pepperoni pizza topping theft. I encourage you to as well. I hope they drop everything to attend to this national emergency immediately.

I’m really glad this story has a happy ending.