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    BEARD!!!

    I don't doubt it.

    I did, as a matter of fact, get the joke.

    Let the Gaben jokes begin yet again.

    If it's Ryncol then yes, it definitely does taste different.

    Yes, my head is much, much bigger than the point.

    Yeah, by a pack of angry Femsheps, which is even scarier.

    A joke, eh?

    It's getting really tiresome.

    See Argh's comment.

    Why thank you.

    Oh look. More Bioware hating. How original.

    Yes, me at the back. I have a question.

    It's a great one.

    Soldiers use guns. Guns are for killing people.

    It IS serious.

    I'm not arguing with any of that.

    What do you think guns are for, genius?

    Since the dawn of time, when our ancestors started throwing stones and cracking skulls, war has been (and always will be be) more distasteful, humiliating, dirty, bloody, violent, gore-splattered, horrifying, degenerating, and shocking than any violent videogame could ever hope to be.

    The dystopian touch helped make that game.