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    Superman is, quite honestly, the most morally boring and generally uninteresting superhero I have ever seen. His one "weakness" is a quirk. His strengths are insanely overpowered. His world is as black and white as the early cartoons he first appeared in.

    See EEEMasta's comment for an accurate description of my feelings on the matter.

    The primary antagonists are fantastic.

    They are very, very different games.

    Sweet shit all.

    The story's great, as are the characters in it.

    No words can describe the pure YES I'm feeling right now.

    YES !!! SWEET BABY JESUS !!!

    Not exactly.

    Saying "... the fact that the Marines are the best of the best, and they arent" isn't very graceful of you.

    Depends what kind of parties you're thinking of.

    Indeed.

    That incredible sense of accomplishment you're talking about IS Dark Souls.

    THAT'S DARK SOULS IN A NUTSHELL.

    This fool'd be a miniboss at best in Dark Souls.

    I agree.

    Fair enough. But doesn't insulting them only dishonour them posthumously? They were fellow servicemen too, regardless of aptitude.

    Esprit-de-corps is all well and good, but pointless bashing on other branches of your own goddamn military is not the kind of attitude I'd expect from someone who "... had to teach them how to do their job every time they came to squat on the cities we took for them."

    There's that winner's attitude.

    That was my thought too.