The first funny ActionTrip I've seen in a while.

We could do a standard, choice-based RPG :

* Ahem *

Republicans : 6500

Try playing through the game again with this new sub-plot in mind.

Not quite.

It's strongly hinted by a few characters that Corvo is Emily's father. If you follow a certain path through the game she'll even make a picture of you labeled "daddy".

The man's too busy trying to protect his daughter to collect art.

Dead Presidents mode.

Abe Lincoln Whack-a-Mole.

It's good you can still keep a positive outlook on the crap stupid people do.

Black Ops 3: Dead Presidents mode.

It makes me angry to think that a good deal of people still think like that.

It's the new zombies.

Slowly. That's the key word here.

I know. I spoke figuratively, not literally.

Because it's unique, interesting, and totally supportive of the story.

I know why they don't understand it.

It makes the city of Dunwall seem more like the tacked-on, ramshackle shithole it's supposed to be. I think visually it works fine.

Not really. It is what it is.