God, no! Please don't hurt me! Help! HELP! Anybody! HEEELP! Please, Kotaku! Save me! I have a wife and children, Joom Bow. Here, take my money. All of it. Take it. It's yours. Please don't kill me! HELP! HEEELP!

Any news on when Origin will stop sucking so much?

DICE =/= EA.

Cool story, bro.

Will you, know?

Compared to this, yes.

Plagiarism is scary.

Please, please! Don't hurt us, Joom Pow!

I know. It's like a bad copy of Deus Ex : Human Revolution or something.

Admittedly, I don't hate the guy's art like some people seem to think I do.

It's big, it's loud. There are explosions and boobs, but no substance.

Behind the Predator.

"But as one who goes by the moniker Che it's safe to assume you are adept at focusing on one point and ignoring all others. "

It's ridiculous. I see this kind of thing in comics and fan art ... no, not THAT kind of fan art.

Better than arrows in the knee.

It gets better?

Very good show.

It wasn't a good time. Sorry if I kinda snapped at you.

Cough much, eh? Just don't start cooking any methamphetamine.

I imagine the artist was probably dropped as a child and now, years later, has a constant "Two Steps From Hell" playlist running through his head 24/7.