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    * Insert obligatory Biblical quote here *

    Depends.

    And if Crysis 2 has taught us anything, kids, it's that you always, always sell important the things for better graphics.

    I was kidding. You know, because every second game that comes out features Nolan North.

    I do enjoy inside jokes.

    A fair point, well-worded and succinct.

    I consider myself an intellectual, yes. But my being intelligent in no way prevents others from being intelligent. It leaves no-one as not intelligent.

    "If it ain't broke, don't fix it."

    Crusader Kings II is pure gold. Buy it now.

    Some serious shield jealousy going on there.

    The idea of Toad with a Cuban accent is just too good to pass by.

    No. But it certainly reduces his options. Ammonia and Molotovs aside, it's much easier to run from a guy with a knife than a guy with a gun.

    So you're saying I'm NOT retarded? Wow. What a relief.

    Does Charlie Sheen ever approve this message.

    No, not all tragedies are preventable.

    The difference is that that drunk driver is rarely "trying to run over people".

    The first rational response I've gotten in a while.

    Why not hit hard and do whatever it takes to take out the black market arms trade, then?

    Yeah, I'm sure the Wisconsin killer liked his weapons too.