Heeey! It's my main man CootSnoop!

I never said it was anything other then.

I made my point blunt and crystal clear.

You said it.

Go play with the other children now.

An emphasis on gaming technology, upcoming indie games, and an increased level of focus.

Your lame gamer porn is of interest to you and you alone.

It's a character from a sitcom who often says "bazinga".

I think it's the community here that really keeps me going.

I didn't want to sound too rude.

Are you sure you don't mean ... ?

Please, please. Hold your applause.

As Andy from The Office says :

I do.

I am pissed. Sometimes Kotaku seems to be slipping these days.

Well, you took the time to write all this, so your ... * ahem * ... well thought-out statement comes across as being somewhat contradictory to itself.

This opinion is based on ... ?

People are still dumb and easily offended. We get it, Kotaku.

They have far worse haters than me, I'm sure.

This :