Training these guys in the real world instead of a simulation would be a good place to start.

That's because you're not paying attention.

The Scotsman's Scottish, the older guy's American, and Mikhael's Russian.

Cockney? COCKNEY?!

Obama did a better job than Bush did, and I highly doubt that Romney can do any better.

That's true.

* Bursts into tears *

At this point he's basically your only other option.

Hairy ghetto booty?

In addition to Coldplay, you mean?

That was my point. Hinduism is a major religion, yet people in the west forget about it.

I used to have Playmobil when I was a kid.

It was like 3D man, except 2D!

Shut up, Luppy.

I dun goofed a couple of times. Me and Kennedy had a contest.

I'm not convincing myself anything.

It's not a situation I'd wish on my worst enemy, to be honest.

At least "Viva la Vida" is better than "99 Problems".

I'm neither here nor there. As an admitted atheist I believe that religion has the potential for good and evil and everyone has a right to believe what they believe.

My response is perfectly reasonable compared to this :