Pretty sure “Dancing” usually almost always implies fucking.

I totally get where Antonio’s coming from.

Funny. When Delonte West was on the team it was James’ mom who was head coach.

He’s already unfollowed them on Twitter, so I assume the next step is to update his Facebook relationship status to “It’s complicated.”

How the hell do you put a giant chaw in your mouth while blowing a fucking bubble?

“I was hanging with my friends from high school, well, from a high school...”

Not true...

Sox aren’t going to come across well here, even if this kid sucks. I mean my god, this is practically a Kevin Costner movie already.

This is such bullshit.

...if you’re going to come to Atlanta, sometimes that’s how it is around here, you’re going to have to get used to it.

Don’t get me started on his fucking hats. Melo is simply desperate to be a relevant cultural icon off the court. So somehow one of the dozen paid consultants he keeps tasked with building his fictional empire must’ve convinced him that the way to do so is by wearing an endless supply of goofy hats. It’s an idiotic…

KG should replace Stephen A. Smith immediately upon retirement.

$8500

“And we want to treat this with the seriousness it deserves, so we’re going to put you on GMA. Your segment would be between Rachel Ray and the winner of the Westminster Dog Show.”

Let’s watch some goddamn 40-yard dashes

Sony condones rape and abusive behaviour. Good to know. #boycott Sony

The Bulls were the first option that jumped to mind, but I’m a Bulls fan and DAMN I do not want him on my team.

Everybody loses!

It’s fantastic that both teams decrease wins with this trade.

That’s odd. When I’m too drunk, my wife tends to put me on the physically unable to perform list.