WHY YOUR COURT SUCKS 2015: U.S. District Court of Minnesota

Good news Jet fans! You now get to see Brady win in New York on a weekday!

Haven’t seen that many white people run in Massachusetts since Randy Moss moved into one of the gated communities near Foxborough.

I’m a diehard Patriots fan, and I want to believe Brady has a case. Would I be crazy in thinking that?

You had me at “give me your cellphone so I can find something you did wrong”.....

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Meanwhile, this dipshit Midwestern Lion found safety.

yah, NFL can’t wait to host opening night without the Super Bowl MVP. That’s a marketing dream.

If the NFL is now approaching the PA to make a deal, it seems to me their lawyers finally smartened up and told Goodell they would not have a case for suspension that would hold up in court.

Why would the Raiders be so rude to LaMarcus Aldridge?

Not gonna lie that last shot of his Joker was pretty damn cool.

Are we getting to the anti-circlejerk portion of the year already? I can never keep my online seasons straight.

Man, I had high hopes for “Ballers: NBA Edition,” but their yacht game is jank.

Las Vegas Bucks.

One day on a big league roster already gets you lifetime health care. 43 days on a roster gets you a pension. So good job to the NBAPA for catching up, I guess.

I think the biggest question is, how can they possibly hold the All Star Game on Bastille Day?

He may be a misogynist, but at least he’s committed to it!

And yet ABC’s marquee Western Conference game on Christmas Day will probably still involve the Lakers.

The Heat? Stop

I’m going to miss LA’s cameos on Portlandia.