A flat white isn't an Australian or NZ invention. It's also the least pretentious coffee you can get, it has nothing to do with microfoam. It is merely espresso with milk that isn't frothed at all, hence the FLAT white name.

God damn it the fedora! How the fuck did MRA douchebag assholes co-opt such a cool as shit pimp-ass hat?! HOW?!

Fuck this fucking fucker.

That entire list is going to stick in the part of my brain that stores memories of clown pictures, man feet, and hominy.

I bet nobody responsible puts that on their resume. Especially the line workers. Would you want to claim you sewed on doll merkins?

Because it has a glandular condition. Don't be rude.