Omg. Those whisker pads.

Hooray for black cats! Black cats need homes and love!

Holy cow look at those green eyes.

haha, it’s like he’s wearing those blankets that marathon runners wear.

They chirp!

“3. Authors often, but not always, get to weigh in on covers, and see point 2 above. That’s usually where the real horror lies.”

“My neighbour had nigger written on their house.”

A totally selfless act, I’m sure.

I would pay to hear more details.

You know what this means?

You’re in the UK and you’re worried about the US being a backwards, racist mess?

You have stood by your opinion in this, the most difficult of debates. I can respect that.

For real, though, those mountains are fucking blue??

My god. Out of all the endless possibilities of a favorite cereal...you choose Corn Chex??

“Hot with floaties” made me laugh so hard I woke the dog.

What the fuck are all these pasta variations I’ve never heard about?

I did not know this shape of pasta existed until your comment.

Is this shopped?

You sound like am awesome parent.

Same. Like, would you post a nudie pic if you had a really awesome gallbladder surgery?