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I Feel like this gif will not be not applicable anytime soon

As an Old, I can assure you the majority of these songs are uniformly terrible. It’s ok. I wore shorts over long johns and Doc Martens from 90-93.

the contributions of Frederick Douglass will become more and more

This makes it nearly impossible to spin the Sessions vote as anything other than a referendum on the Muslim ban. You can’t claim to oppose the ban and vote to confirm him, okay? Looking at you, Graham and McCain. Looking at you, Feinstein. Looking at you, entire senate.

This is pretty much my face after a bottle (or two) of wine. Thanks to that little Stranger Things angel, hearing loss will be my new excuse when my kids are older and ask why my face looks weird.

Is anybody else worried that eventually, this wall is going to be used to keep us here?

If you’re willing to be the back half of a moose, I’ve got a plan...

How hard is it to sneak into Canada?

That is all

Love this!!!!!!

Perfect! I saw a lot of “Knope for President” signs in DC, which made me happy because Amy Poehler was at that one!

Amy Poehler would be proud

This sign is as powerful and awesome as you!!

PER.FECT.

Leslie Knope is my new spirit animal.

He can hold me accountable all he wants. I have over 200 years of history behind me. Come at me, you fucking tangerine.

I love that CNN elected not to cover this live—they tweeted that they’d “monitor it” for anything significant and then cut over if it warranted. And since then they’ve been fact-checking everything Spicer said.

Can we just call it a propaganda announcement? I really expect more out of a press conference than “sad man lies loudly for several minutes.”

He also made this terrifying statement: “We’re going to hold the press accountable.” That’s the direct opposite of how things work in a free nation, asshole.

I was literally yelling at my TV.