I’m over Oprah, I have been for a long time. Just about everything she says comes across as pontificating. She trots out self described “experts” that are nothing more than quacks. She’s been about body positivity blah blah blah for decades but now she buys Weight Watchers or is a big stake holder in it?? Not to…

I would consider that a win.

Here take your damned star.  ;-)

“President Trump Is Shit At Keeping His Lies Straight”

I grew up PO in New Mexico, we couldn’t even afford the OR. We ate beans most days. My mom had this unique ability to make pinto beans and ground beef in the pressure cooker. It developed the starches in such a way that it had creamy thick bean juice. It wouldn’t surprise me if she put lard in it as that was a staple.…

*snort*

I’m prone to panic attacks. If I go in a restaurant with shitty acoustics and I’m in the middle of the fray ugh. I’ve learned which restaurants to avoid and if I’m stuck in one of those, I stay by the wall which helps. It is what it is, at least I’ve learned a few tools. Ya, I’m old.

Smart people don’t feel the need to crack you over the head with the fact they’re smart. He sounds like a narcissistic asshole.

Same

Fuckers, like anyone would have known. A pox on them.

The hella cheap ones in the checkered black and white bag are nothing but potatoes too. 

The key, plain and simple is to leave them the hell alone. Manipulate only when necessary.

I was at my sister’s for a holiday about a year ago. It was Christmas if memory serves. We always make Christmas morning brunch, it’s fun low fuss, easy peasy. She was making ham, turns out she didn’t have the stuff for the side dish she had planned. It’s smallsville Utah yo, there are no stores open save 7-11. Que…

If you’ve never seen Jim Gaffigan’s bit on Hot Pockets, you should post haste.

A generation of people famous, for being famous, yup. 

I get it, I don’t necessarily want mine but the $$ and recovery time isn’t possible for me. My dr has trotted out the idea of a nuva ring but I dunno being 54 and all, gah. Hope you stop aunt flow in her tracks, that’s a nightmare.

To be fair, I probably need a hysterectomy and have fibroids when it comes down to it. If you haven’t had that shit checked out, you should.

I had thought about it actually, don’t judge me.

Damn you, that made me go up there and look.

Snatched, his waist and more importantly; his soul.