Oh man Emma annoyed the ever living crap out of me. Her foot placement stances every single time and chirpy sing song ways are way too upbeat for a whole season.

Damnit!

Ikr?!

What could be grosser? Carpet, in a bathroom.

That’s fascinating, it may explain why my sister and I differ so much. She’s 4 years older than me and went through menopause in her late 40's, I’m 54 and haven’t yet. I’m a nasty wench and she hasn’t had sex (or even a menage a moi) in more than a decade.

pitter patter

I never thought of it in quite those terms. You are dead on. 

FWIW by all accounts she already was rich and famous.

Snort, I love how the “translator” is just free balling it after a while. Good one, I hadn’t seen this before.

Shotz!

That’s a solid point and as much as I think he sounds like a shitty human, I would never wish that on anyone.

^ COTD

Praise cheezus, I am right there with the, I can’t stand raw tomatoes but love cooked tomato flavor. I get so tired of people telling me “you just haven’t had a good one.” It’s as much or more about the texture as the flavor.

Well ya, that’s the whole point. True dipshits.

She is such a gross huckster. In other news, water is wet. I hate that some women put their trust in her when I’m convinced she gives no fucks if her quackery works or not, it’s all about the $$

Damn that’s awful. My brother is a hemophiliac so, I get that.

Dayum, he must have some kind of shitty home situation or something. Judgy McJudgerton here but he seemed like a giant man baby. Maybe no one had the fortitude to do it. I do feel bad for him though, good god. 

snort

The females in his life i.e. mother/wife are the type that forbid the use of tampons or it will mean you aren’t a virgin any more. 

No argument that it benefits me as a white person, I fully realize that it’s lip service at this point. She isn’t the only POC on faculty or staff. I haven’t met her but what you are saying makes so much sense. I hope this job doesn’t crush her soul. I for one, am glad she’s here.