I mean, if you leave your keys in your car, and it’s stolen, you get prosecuted as an accessory to grand larceny. Or if you have a wallet with you while on the subway and you’re pick pocketed - accessory to robbery. This is the same thing.

SCARVES

you seem fun

Yeah. Other commenters are suggesting cleverly hidden strap ons, and that seems rather likely. Still confusing though.

I adore my Spanx, I find them comfortable for up to 10 hours, and I’m not ashamed of being fat. I like to look smooth, keep my dresses from clinging, and protect my privacy. That’s all. When did Spanx become anti-feminist? I LOVE mine and I don't think my feminist membership card is in jeopardy because if it.

Two weeks? They must have a carload of cookies.

what KIND of girl scout cookies? If the answer is anything but do-see-do’s then this whole story is a goddamn lie, like the moon landing.

I was at the grocery store yesterday, in the express line with 3 items, I’m 8 months pregnant, and had a screaming toddler in a stroller I was trying to console with no luck. Not that I felt entitled to cut in line, but I was thinking how nice it would be if someone would offer. I just had a bunch of looks, from “Why…

Rich transpeople still may not wanna pay their taxes.

I think I’m a little afraid of your grandmother.

When I was pregnant, Coldstone would upgrade me to a Love It from a Like It. Bless them.

True story: In the 1950s, my grandmother faked sick once to get out of work. Unremarkable. Except she decided to fake appendicitis. And then she went to an actual doctor and faked appendicitis very convincingly, and NEVER backed out of the act. And then she went to an actual surgeon and didn’t back out from faking…

When I was pregnant, I stood in line for Ben and Jerry’s free cone day. I got two scoops of ice cream and when my friend said “hey! Why does she get two?”, the woman who scooped said in a no nonsense tone “preggos get two scoops”. Yay for two scoops!

When I first transitioned physically and went to the DMV with all my paperwork in hand (proof of gender reassignment surgery, new birth certificate, social security, court ordered name change etc) the DMV woman tried to give me a hard time too. Thankfully another employee saw what was going on and took over for her…

If their claim is that makeup is a disguise, they would also refuse any women wearing makeup. o.O That’s some pretty damn clear bias.

Although Kylie is still a minor, I don’t feel bad for her. She deserves all the clapbacks she gets from Chyna. Allegedly Kylie’s been teaching Chyna’s son King how to say her name which is really not okay. And Kim is fucked up for endorsing this relationship when her and Chyna used to be friends.

Yo, didn’t Chyna post screenshots of Tyga messaging her along the lines of, “BABY COME BACK, YOU CAN BLAME IT ALL ON MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE”

Right? This dude needs to lie back and enjoy it.

THIS IS REAL AND TRUE. THANK YOU FOR YOUR NEVER ENDING COMMITMENT TO HARD-HITTING JOURNALISM, MS. MADELEINE DAVIES.

It’s a 26W. Scarcity is a cruel mistress.