When my dad died we wanted to joke “he always said the Giants were going to kill him” (Giants as in the NY Football team, this being in January 2012 a few weeks before The Super Bowl, and that being a thing he actually said) but our newspaper wouldn’t let us.

I like to think that Larry didn’t want people voting for Hillary because she isn’t progressive enough. Larry was more of an Elizabeth Warren guy.

Fine, but I draw the line at the soul patch.

Well this just opens up a whole new world of obituary possibilities.

Everything women do is called problematic by someone.

Oh please. Find some honest work and quit doing mercenary shit for money. You'd be more honorable selling your own body.

The way she is holding this like brass knucks says it all. Step off bitches.

do something with puppies

I believe George W and company got into trouble for using them. That was water tabling right?

I did so much yelling that day. Chased the lady out and yelled at her in the hallway, found her immediate supervisor, yelled at her, found a phone number for their corporate supervisor, yelled at that person. Every variety of yelling was done.

My grandmother was a sassy lady in her later years- very fond of aerosol hairspray, gold lamé detailing on her white outfits, and full makeup always. So when we went in for the viewing, her makeup was...I don’t even know. So awful that she didn’t look remotely close to herself. My cousin and mother would not stand for…

My issue with beauty boxes is that none of them are customisable. What these companies don't seem to realise is that they can't just send people make up in random colours. They could at least let people choose between cool toned or warm toned options so that depending on your colouring/undertones, you could at least…

I feel that way about Anthropologie, too. Gorgeous bohemian stuff, but WAY expensive.

Case in point:

Well, this child had already exited the womb, so no one really cares. I mean, it's not like we're a country that invests in education or health care for our youth.

So women who miscarry are being charged with murder, and this shit gets charged with “injury to a child...by omission?” after literally starving a living, breathing little boy to death? I hate this fucking country.

Bree, you should have gone with McHorny. I fear you will regret this for the rest of your life. I know that I will regret it for you.

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Wait... He's only concerned about disclosing his own sexuality? His history with his Girlfriend's father ISNT the issue? Or is my reading comprehension terrible? I'm confused.

DRAKE’S REACTION IS SO FUCKING PRICELESS OH MY GOD