I choose to think that if he went to the church then Judith would be dead because he would have probably pulled the same shit.

I read Assata a million times in college. It’s one of my favorite books.

That’s always confused me. Ask any of my Puerto Rican friends if they are white and they will say absolutely not.

He was raised that way and was even an altar boy, but we are both atheists.

My husband is half black, 1/4 Puerto Rican and 1/4 Italian. He identifies as black. I think that is because he culturally and visually identifies that way.

But Lamar?????? He’s this functional right now! I had no idea.

I am not a person who cares about abs, but Ryan Reynolds abs are the most perfect set in existence. I think it’s the long torso...

I was always an avid reader. My mom handed me a book, told me to keep it from my brother and sister and that was the end of the sex talk.

I know! Craziness

I have been hoping for a “fingers crossed” emoji for years. I continually look for it and am always surprised that it’s not there.

I was just thinking that! They are so expensive!

It was also due today, so it really should’ve been done already.

This feels like the Girl Meets World remake of Boy Meets World. I would totally support that. I’m already a 31 year old who DVRs Girl Meets World so it’s not too far of a stretch.

Bad behavior is not cute in children and it’s even less cute in grown women, Azealia Banks.

Her make up is flawless. I’m about to fall down a google hole looking for her lipstick.

Kelly Clarkson is a breathtaking singer. I love her.

I just listened to isolated Gaga vocals and they were terrible. It’s a shame bc I think of her as a great singer.

I just fell into a rabbit hole of isolated Adele vocals on YouTube and it’s fantastic. However, the shocker to end all shockers is Demi Lovato’s isolated vocals. She can sing... like perfectly! It totally gave me a new respect for her.

This makes me so sad Millihelen is one of my favorite parts of going to Jezebel. I wait all month for the beauty box review. So sad.

My mom said for two years that I needed to wash my hair and that it looked dirty. I could be 2 hours out of a shower and she said it still looked “dirty.” My husband still jokes about it 10 years later.