I’m obsessed with her dad. Fricking adorable.

Maybe I;m too tired to have good reading comprehension but why didn’t she transfer hospitals?

Ew. Candy corn white chocolate bars sound like cavities waiting to happen. But god bless the good people at Cadbury for giving me Cadbury cream eggs 2X a year. I can pretend the green ooze isn’t replacing the “yolk” in my glorious cream egg. Now we just need orange and black Cadbury mini eggs and I will be a happy…

I know a spoon is not a dish, but I really love smaller spoons. My husband refuses to eat most foods with spoons but I will eat foods that shouldn’t be eaten with a spoon with one bc I find it so comforting.

Too much bleu cheese and butter in mashed potatoes = perfection

I NEED a fingers crossed emoji. It is the single emoji that I am constantly reaching for and it is never there.

Eh, Punky Brewster indoctrinated me. I’m into it.

Is it just me or is she looking more and more like Courtney Stodden lately?

Agreed. I am an ESL teacher and I always tell the families of my students to keep speaking their native language at home with their children. Children benefit immeasurably from hearing fluent language rather than choppy, incorrect English. Also, growth in their L1 will support the acquisition of their L2. Whoever told…

I know! What the fuck?!? This is a textbook description on physical harm.

I had Samantha but identified with Molly. American Girl dolls were perfect for me because I was an obsessive reader (still am) and they spoke to me.

Street is a euphemism for black. I’m just surprised they didn’t say thuggish. #progress #justkidding

We ate ours on our first anniversary and it made even my iron-stomached husband sick. I have a notoriously weak stomach so I ate a crumb but he went in on it. It was a rough night.

She. Gets. Fucking. Weekends. In. Jail.

For some reason my lap band prevents me from eating peaches (I throw them up), but nectarines are easy peasy. #beatingthesystem

He also wants to deport LEGAL American citizens who happen to be the children of immigrants. This fucking piece of shit. I would love for this asshole to come into my middle school ESL class and my students would eat him up. I have had two valedictorians in two years! BOTH had immigrated to the USA less than 2 years…

I hate that Liz Moorehead doesn’t blog regularly anymore. I love her writing style. Also, her stationary design business is pretty cool (http://betsyannpaper.com). I always feel like I’m meeting a celebrity when I go to her stall at Philly craft fairs.

Also, Waitress was a surprisingly good movie.

That last look is popping. You look flawless, yet easy** and fun.

Candice Cameron is terrible. Her views are insane. All she is going to do is alienate viewers.