My wedding DJ almost ruined the whole wedding. She showed up wearing a music note vest, grinder on my father and rode a fence like a horse. It’s been 5 years and it’s still too soon to be funny.

I used to chew the feet.

As a lover of both Lifetime movies and Wigg/Ferrel, I’m fucking AMPED!

Good luck lady!

It would make more sense if she was interviewing for a Fox News anchor position....

I would buy that shirt. I’ve loved him ever since he had a radio show on Air America. It started right after my daycare shift was over and I was driving home disgruntled. His message stuck especially hard. He has a real uphill battle because he is an admitted socialist but he just makes so much sense.

No. I’ve been teaching for a number of years and I’ve yet to “turn into a malignant, blackened husk of a person.” Hell, maybe I’m wrong. Maybe I have. Just ask my students who clamor to be in my classroom and trust me with their problems.

I taught with an Allison Ng (she married into the name). Wasn’t a big fan.....

Ok... I just watched the original trailer and I am now heading over to my shelf to get my Point Break blu-ray*. I must watch it now.

I cry to Hardball ever. single. time. that it is on tbs.

I AGREE WITH YOU AND YOUR CAPS!

Honestly the shocker of this article is that she was discriminated against as a thin person. Think of all the overweight people that have been rejected as well.

I didn’t know that! To be fair my expectation of the government was that they should be even more steadfast about protecting our soldiers’ rights. Obviously this is not the case.

When I drive to work, I don’t mow down all of the pedestrians that I see.

Seriously.

Fried zucchini is like the best thing ever. Go to a diner and get zucchini fries (this might just be a NY/NJ thing) immediately. You will love them.

You all need to check out the podcast Totally Beverages and Sometimes Hot Sauce from the Totally Laime “empire” of shows. They were just talking about NY Seltzer and are planning a blind shoot out of seltzers plus they are hysterical. Check them out!

I want to like them so badly bc they are my favorite cut BUT for some reason the fabric and proportions look terrible on me. Normally a skinny, ankle-length is my jam.

I said the same thing but I’m 31.

I wanted them to ask David Lee Roth who he was wearing and I reallllllly wanted him to answer under armor #missedopportunity