It’s fucking hilarious that you dumb hicks start whining about the watch list now that there’s a possibility of white supremacists ending up on it because people are finally sick and tired of your bullshit.

god yeah i fuckin hate how people “get” to literally live how they want jesus

‘Male’ and ‘masculine’ don’t mean the same thing.

I mean, I may catch some flak for this, but: masculinity and femininity are social constructs, but that doesn’t mean they don’t exist. The entire basis of gender presentation revolves around the idea that there is, generally speaking, a spectrum of presentation ranging from “masculine” to “feminine”. Masculine is…

I don’t get people who are like, “Surely he must have had help! Who could do this on their own! He must have had support from other terrorists!” Like, uh, no actually literally anyone could do this. Buying a gun and a shit ton of ammo and entering a crowded space and shooting indiscriminately is not rocket surgery.…

I know it’s completely dismissing your point (which is great in itself), but +1 for “turbofuck.”

“Probably cause you’re black.”

This is a Dateline special’s wet dream. Crazy ladies! Yoga! Fraud!

I think I saw a unicorn skip across a rainbow

Least sexy threesome, ever.

The Earth's circumference is just shy of 25,000 miles. Even if this bird was migrating to the opposite side of the planet and back it shouldn't have taken more than 25,000 miles. This bird went 35,000 miles out of its way. I can't find that kind if inefficiency inspiring.

Yeah, but that’s true of young adults, the middle aged, and the elderly too.

To be fair, this will unite the world in a much more tangible, urgent way than the spirit of the games ever could.

EAT MOAR TAKSPAYERS

Could be worse, you could not be a sports fan but still be forced to pay for a stadium you’ll never use.

Do people find the manchild-husband/ballbreaking-wife dynamic funny? It always seems lame, as a comedy bit. As a personal arrangement it just seems...sad.

Oh no. This is not going to be a comment section I can browse, is it?

Since it’s PA, I’m surprised he didn’t get another year on his sentence for not buying the beer on the second Tuesday of the month between 12:30-4:15pm from a licensed beer distributor in a 24 or 96 pack.

~ High above the mucky-muck Castle made of clouds