This guy is still milking this particular cow? I remember hearing about this when I was like 9. And while I ain’t really that old, I ain’t really that young, either.

Gotta say, I don’t think most cosplayers do deserve to be reimbursed for their time and effort. I hate that something that started out as fans making costumes in their free time is now being turned into a showcase for professionals. It gets worse when people compare the work of someone with a full time job doing it as…

Why is not one questioning who the fuck the people are on screen? Who the hell is the dude with antennae? A bumble bee? That wasn’t in SMK.

guessing hacked ROM? how else they get that bee character

Much as I will always have a place in my heart for MK64, the original Mario Kart on SNES was, like, the best game ever. Doubly so if I was competing against my brother.

So, modded version of Mario Kart or edited video playback?

Came for this, was not disappointed.

Yep. Will watch.

It's nice to see the ghost of Prince has already found his calling.

Well done, staff of Dominos. Just goes to show ya, there are actually a lot of decent people in the world, even if it might seem otherwise sometimes.

I mean, he also has a family and is busy with a farm probably other endless work stuff... at some point I get tired of holding everyone accountable for other people’s behavior just because they don’t feel it is their job to publicly condemn every person who has done something awful. Like, can he just be Jon Stewart at…

I don’t know if it is my love for Stewart clouding my judgement, but it seriously just sounds like he admitted to never hearing those rumors before, which is believable because the only reason I know of those rumors is because of this site.

Not the first time some old dude got overly excited about a teenage girl’s jugs.

Capri Sunning

“Right, I’d have no problem with that article in a magazine that’s for middle school aged kids.”

I will stick with Sir Digby Chicken Caesar for all my delusional, wearable action cam work.

They are the Balloon Boy parents of indie music.

So Miranda July was also in on it? Has she commented?

Smells like a publicity stunt to me.

AND. PARK. IN. NON-EXISTENT. AUSTIN. PARKING. SPOTS. ALSO. DRINK. AND. DRIVE.