The entire menu!

It really is! I closed my eyes for part of it and I’m thinking I could not tell the difference in a sound test.

If every baseball game is basically the same why can’t that be true for articles about baseball?

In all seriousness I hope you’re planning to republish this a year from now very slightly altered.

I understand where you’re coming from! But if you try to order the toilet paper by itself the smallest quantity you can order is 16 packages of 25 sheets for a total of $256.

Yum. A friend of mine once ate a slice off the ground. He was a few bites in before he saw it was covered in ants. He also once took a swig from a random bottle of beer as we were leaving a bar and then slowly pulled the cigarette butt that had been floating in it out of his mouth.

I’m not defending pirating or justifying

I’m quickly losing the ability to tell when people are being serious or not.

I played a ton of Ninja Gaiden in college. I got all the way to the final boss, beat him, and then he turned into another boss. I gave up. :(

Groundhog Day 2 should be a meta film where MacDowell herself has to relive this over and over.

AMEN

If he lives long enough! After he missed Bridge of Spies due to health concerns I’ve started to worry that he won’t live to score Episode IX.

Okay, but aside from a few interesting tracks, it’s still not a very enjoyable soundtrack.

It’s pretty weird for you to claim you understand her identity more than she does.

That’s a pretty bold URL!

But if they’ve fucked off how can they fight you?

“I saw Saw II too.”

If anything these kids should be relieved! More time to work on it and much easier to cheat research.

I don’t cook them exactly how I saw him describe but it was a video of his that made me realize I was overcooking them. They are so much better now!

Looks more like “<something something> I did not do this” to me.

I’ve only read a handful but the one about the man on the cruise ship that bets his life savings away stuck with me. Such a creepy ending.