Congratulations Lexus! You’ve designed an Infiniti!

Did he really say that, or is this a joke? At this point I can’t tell anymore.

My mind immediately went here:

The nav system has a male voice that is always interrupting you.

This is so funny to me because my mom (who is also Korean) always told us to call ourselves Oriental, because ‘Asian’ included too many other countries.

Lamborghini marketing to women with the same sensitivity of bros sending the object of their affection a dick pic.

This is 1,000% better than the shit show that Donald Trump brought to Louisiana. And no, I’m not just talking about Mike Pence.

Your body isn’t “decent” because it’s thin.

Am I the only woman who doesn’t care about cargo shorts like at all? Wear what you want- do you. I’m not a fan of men’s denim shorts, but I’m not about to tell anyone not to wear them. Cargo shors seem fine. Is this the California in me? Am I whipped by my talk and handsome cargo loving husband?

“I love Hispanics. I love Hispanics,” Trump said to the audience. “Actually, I was kidding, you can get those Mexicans out of here.”

“When daycares send their infants, they’re not sending their best. They’re bringing colic. They’re bringing germs. They’re poopy. And some, I assume, are good babies.”

They can be sexually active but they have to lie about it.

How the fuck is he 44 years old? The man is aging like a fine wine.

Read her will.

Remember, the bigger the lift, the smaller the dick.

You know who looks great naked? Any woman that’s chosen to be naked in the same room as me.

The way this all blew up in Duncan Hunter’s face is absolutely delicious.

Here’s a link to Dr. Hern’s clinic for anyone interested in offering support directly to the people who work there, and here’s the National Network of Abortion Funds. The George Tiller Memorial Fund specifically goes to late abortions.

fuck off