I think states should enact laws against owning exotic animals, at least large and potentially dangerous ones. Too much history of things ending badly, like the Zanesville Massacre.

I would love to see more articles like this on Jezebel. Thank you.

I prefer the term "interior crocodile alligator." It makes a lot more sense since mine has teeth and a tail and has been around since the time of the dinosaurs.

It's funny cuz by pointing out how Lily ALlen is being mean to women, by pointing out how mean they are, it's kinda proving her point...
The endless cycle continues.

Boxer briefs, though. I mean damn.

Yeah I would check for The Lord's Webcams hidden underneath the pews before I sat down, lest Pornhub gets flooded with upskirt videos like "Kenya See Her Cooch?"

The depicted "RENS" sheepskin is made of a sheep. IKEA does also sell faux sheepskin throws: "TEJN".

Anonymous messaging services! Kids got it easy these days. Everyone remember back in the day when you logged onto AIM with your real name, your address, and the first four digits of your SSN?

"Where you thinking nasty thoughts when you saw that Sport's Illustrated Swimsuit edition at the grocery store checkout????? ANSWER ME!"

They also would have to prove that they follow such edicts like: "Do unto other as you would have them do unto you" if they're Christian.

God knows it! They are sweet but have decided to RUN THAT HOUSE! Correction, they have been allowed to run that house.

Uh yes I've read the articles.
I'm also familiar with the concept of cultural appropriation beyond how digital SJW's interpret it.
I just... yeah.
Anyways.
Fuck everyone who keeps insisting her dancers are objects for the sole reason that they are black.

Oh. I thought they were professional dancers that were hired to be a part of Miley's act.
Good to know they are just objects.

Ugh, the U of Minnesota did that to us staff members several years back. It was like "thanks assholes, now we have to deal with EVERYONE leaving en masse, and by the way, the traffic is still total ass." Of course, the people making those decisions were "working from home" that day.

My university canceled classes almost every snow storm over 6" because it was 75% commuters, in an area with almost no public transportation. It happens.

If you see a sperm, shoot it.

I guess I'm weird, because I don't mind at all listening to friends' sex stories. In fact, show me some (consensually taken) pictures while you're at it!

The contraception argument in Ireland was during the 1970s. Not even my crazy old relatives with Our Lady shrines in the garden object to it now. But I guess each place is different and even more so when it comes to footing the bill for prescriptions etc.

How could you forget Mark Harmon?

aaaaaaaand Japan.