I don’t really believe in New Year’s Resolutions... I think that if you want to do it, just do it.

It should still be $0 because it’s not like you walk in and pick it up from next to the Tylenol and tampons. It’s like a flu shot (ever notice how you don’t need to go to the doc for one but they’re still free?): you go to the pharmacy, talk to the pharmacist, and they write and fill the prescription. So it’s through…

It should still be $0 because it’s not like you walk in and pick it up from next to the Tylenol and tampons. It’s like a flu shot (ever notice how you don’t need to go to the doc for one but they’re still free?): you go to the pharmacy, talk to the pharmacist, and they write and fill the prescription. So it’s through…

Go forth and ungray!

I dunno, if I were sickly I’d want to die in the beginning of January. It’s after the holidays (so less depressing for family) but also before winter really kicks in and there’s no way I’d want to be super sickly and dying and oh it’s like 0 degrees out

You’re welcome! I wish I could say I came up with it, but I didn’t :( Alas, I am not that clever (but I did go to a women’s college where I picked up a lot of snarky one-liners)

So I am totally ambivalent about the concept of a wedding and marriage myself.

My grandmother also warned me about the dangers of giving milk away for free. I came back with, “well, why would I buy an entire pig when all I want is a little sausage?”

Mizon Snail Repair Cream. No joke, changed my (skin’s) life. So soft and dewy. I always struggle with dry skin in the winter, but I am feeling goooood so far with this.

You should have told his girlfriend :P

So this probably isn’t an issue with these horses (I assume they are being raised specifically for meat) but I just want to put it out there that horse meat is generally SUPER bad for you.

This is what “pro-life” looks like.

I want my husk donated to scientific research.

Actually, it hurts like hell when the stem cells leave your bones :P You’re very, very sore.

Marrow donor here. Nothing to be afraid of!

I saw an ad for exactly this when I was at college.

Yeah, but 98% protection is better than 0%.

I’m trying to imagine a blondie with sour cream.

Better to have zero parents than one!

Pretty much. Imagine having a really destructive puppy... that never grows out of it, and doesn’t care one iota about your ideas about “training”.