What world do you live in where "leave seventeen plastic bottles of varying emptiness around until they are thrown out" means "reusing"?

You probably should know what the glans is. It's what we think of as the clitoris (i.e. the tip of the clitoris: the clitoris itself actually extends well into the body and is shaped like a wishbone!)

Excellent.

I don't really have this problem, I guess because I've been friends with my guy friends for way longer than I've been with my boyfriend. But my boyfriend gets jealous of his own friends. which I think is the WEIRDEST thing ever. Like, he'll have me over to hang out with him and his friends, and if I get chummy with…

Hey, I have one of those! Good idea!

Well... what about no pants?

Even assuming the employees are down with this (we all know they aren't), does this guy really expect that all/most of the customers are going to be all, "yeah, racism is so terrible"?

This is only tangentially related, but once I asked my boyfriend to get me some water at a restaurant (it was a Korean restaurant, I don't speak the language but he does) and they brought out a pitcher of what I assume was tea.

That's beautiful

Oh god, I will never be able to go to his country. I'd be insane within a few days.

How did you train yours?! I'm dying over here.

I understand. My boyfriend eats with his mouth wide open and smacks his lips and slurps and UGH it drives me insane! I don't know if it's a cultural thing (He's Korean) or what, but I've flat out told him that if he doesn't stop, I will never ever marry him. Ever. It's a dealbreaker.

No, he didn't. He covered a Michael Buble song, not a Willy Moon song*.

I'm not denying that it's dangerous, I'm with you there. I'm just questioning why you're on a dangerous behavior policing kick. On Jezebel.

What's up with you telling all these different commenters not to drive when they're upset?

We had a similar quote in my family. "I CAN'T. LIFT. THE MILK."

I'm okay with this. I'm not even in Oklahoma but I (an atheist) had my aunt agree to get ordained in some online church in order to officiate my wedding in PA. I told her I'd rather have her do it and not some guy in a dress I don't know, in some uncomfortable place I have no connection to.

Yeah, I have a cousin who is 13 and is regularly mistaken for being 16. She's tall, like 5'7, and I can see how her baby face could be mistaken as a little bit of chubbiness.

My heart hurt when I read that :( I'm sorry that happened.

I just started a brand new job where a female coworker showed me where they keep the OTC painkillers in the back, "You know, because we're all girls here, so if you ever need something here it is! Just ask (that guy over there) to unlock the cabinet for you!"