Jesus, you'd think these people had never heard the term "moderator" before in a non-internet way.

harrnassing? Do you have something in your eye, perhaps?

I actively seek out porn with condoms. I like it better o.O Guess I'm an abnormality.

I think I'd probably have to pat them down and search them.

Sounds more like Gotta Get Knocked Up to Get Down [with James Deen].

I would have said yes. Hell, might as well get something other than mediocre sex out of it, right?

I swear that not wearing a bra makes me super sweaty in the chest and under the arms and I haven't got the foggiest as to why. A friend of mine suggests that the bra's cloth just absorbs the sweat, and another thinks that not wearing a bra increases skin-on-skin contact from your arm touching your skin/more breast…

Do you use brown mascara? All I have is black, and while it's okay for going out, it definitely stands out and doesn't look natural.

Man, I am so pale. Pale blonde hair, super light blue eyes, super light pink skin. And I can never seem to find good makeup that isn't all "sun-kissed!" "let us try to help you look a little less pale!" I don't want to look tan, it would look weird. I want to look pale, but without half of my veins and every minor…

They weren't?

I asked my hetero boyfriend. He said it was annoying, like "shut up and let me jack off"

Just because you don't have naturally superstank coming from your feet doesn't mean the rest of us are gross/not doing something right. People are different.

Uh, I'm a white girl and I prefer watching porn with hot guys and girls that look like me.

Never, but if you find a hot Asian guy on a blonde white girl let me know.

Me too. For, you know, knowledge. Expanding my horizons.

I was thinking just the other day, I wish there was a free site out there that let you search by male performer's attributes. It's easy to search for "blonde" "brunette" "asian" "black" "latina" or whatever else characteristics in a female performer your heart (or other parts) desires, but it's hard for me to find…

Without the whispering voice, I can actually see this being very helpful for some people with autism or Asperger's. Dunno if any of you guys have ever read Temple Grandin- she wrote about making herself a hugging machine. I think the best description is from Fran Blanche, an autistic woman who makes corsets and says:

So wait, is it OTC now or do you still have to go up to the pharmacy counter?

I dunno. I shower every day very thoroughly, and use deodorant and perfume, but within 8 hours I smell terrible. Probably not as bad as your coworker, but decidedly nasty either way. I don't know why.

I use a lower case cursive f in my handwriting, but that's it. Weird letter to use in my print, I know, but it stuck with me.