Oh my god, can we pick? I want a centaur!

Pretty sure that being on a sex offender list doesn't get expunged.

I dunno, I think there's a fine line between being too complacent (I'll host the party) and in denial (No drinking at all! Ever!).

I've always flushed tampies and the cardboard applicators.

You'd think they'd remove the damn footprints.

My SO is 12 years older than me. To be honest we pretty much never notice the difference either... we don't have anything like him explaining some past pop culture to me because we grew up in very different countries, so talking about politics or tv shows or music when I wasn't really around/grown up enough to notice…

They couldn't find a shark on the west coast?

I realize it's not impossible, I just wish they could have lifted some of the deleted videos.

I guess it's not really as possible to just recover deleted videos as TV shows make it seem, huh? Shame. Could shed some light on what happened.

Hahahahaha! I put this song on whenever my boyfriend needs a hint or two.

I'm not Hispanic but now I'd like to use that as a response to being hit on: "Sorry, I'm not a natural slut. Blame my genes!"

But the nurse would have had to identify who had that diagnosis. Just saying "Other people have come in with the same problem" is not providing identifiable information, unless there's just one dude in the ER with you and she says "wow, two guys with vibrators up their butts in one night! New record!"

My dog is about 30 pounds and he will never go after anyone/lunge at you. BUT I think he was hit as a puppy because if someone is looming over him and tries to pet him, he gets very afraid which I worry could cause a fear-aggression response.

I go to BMC. It is a cult. And I hate it. But it's not a scary or dangerous cult.

They put the frosh that usually go to Brecon in Radnor this year and vice versa

When my college guinea pig died, I had no option but to put him in a bag and then in the dumpster. I still tear up about it, I wish I could have buried him properly.

We buried all of my childhood rabbits and pet mice/hamster/birds/etc in our backyard. The labrador is in a cardboard box on the mantle, though. She was too special to bury and leave behind when/if we move. When I die, hopefully far down the line, I'd like her ashes to be buried with mine.

I kind of agree, but I need latex-free ones and I don't expect most guys to happen to have a latex-free one handy, so I carry my own.

Nope, ACCT Philly... they've been having trouble lately with getting way too many animals in, so they do specials all the time. In fact the cat my boyfriend adopted was scheduled to be put down the next day.

It's okay to kill people off once they're born.