Anybody who thought that Eva Braun and The Other Eva Braun were going to be any kind of help was deluded. 

Handcrafted by the finest child sweatshop in all of Bangladesh.

Sure, blame a remake of a classic horror movie that isn’t even in theaters yet, instead of the fact that clowns are naturally terrifying to a considerable percentage of the population.

Fortunately, you were at a hospital, so thee was a ready supply of scalpels, for stabbing.

But dentists make up for that by not dressing like clowns.

I have trouble telling blond female Fox reporters apart, but I’m not sure that’s entirely my fault.

I read this article with the intention of giving the clowns’ concerns thoughtful consideration, but then I remembered that they’re terrifying sadists.

Clowns aren’t terrifying because of IT. IT is terrifying because of clowns. Clowns are creepy and almost certainly murderous.

I see your Muppets and raise Coraline. How is that a kid’s movie? It’s flipping terrifying.

Clowns fucking suck, regardless of any iteration of King’s story. The entire clown shtick is horrible and depressing.

Maybe it’s time the pro clowns accepted that clowns are creepy/unfunny as hell and changed up their business model.

Isn’t there a feature film that is literally named “Bad Santa”?

I think the “clowns are harmless fun” boat sailed with Captain John Wayne Gacy at the helm.

This is the same Cait who thought trans teens and young adults were on social assistance “because it was so comfortable” vs depression and ptsd after coming out to friends, family and spouses who dropped them. Fuck her.

She’s not a fraud as a trans woman, she’s a fraud as a trans ally.

OK there Vlad.

I wish Caitlyn Jenner a happy life as a private person. As an activist she is either too dumb or too selfish to be anything other than destructive.

I think that her point that the Trans Community, by using Jenner and by taking her money and her fame, are becoming complicit is really perceptive and wise. If that Trans Community is that opposed to Jenner’s actions and beliefs, they should stop using her.

Good. For. Her.