Herpes can be passed even with a condom.

Is there any irony that Madame Tussaud’s created a Becky with the Good Hair figure and called it Beyoncé?

Good! I hope he can resume his search for Nicole’s and Ron’s killer.

Unless one were 16 and under the influence of one’s First High, and also fairly unused to actually driving a motor vehicle, I can’t see weed causing someone to veer out of their lane over and over again, as he was reportedly doing.

My admin just screamed: “the juice is loose, hide your wives and your knives!”

He also says he has an eating disorder caused by the hernia and then also talks about men are thanking him because no one brings up weight issues in men as though he has anorexia more than eating poorly from a hernia. None of what he says makes any logical sense and reminds me of how both I and other…

That’s what addiction does.

Yeah, that stood out to me too. Even if he’s self-medicating, there still seems to be a drug problem there.

The most bizarre part of this is when he said he started to smoke pot because of 9/11. Plus, he admitted he’s on xanax, which is being abused almost as much as opiates are these days. Something drug-related is going on here.

Bucks County, for when you absolutely can’t make it down to Florida.

“I regret having to put my children through what they have been through this past year and wish to reconnect with my children,” Daniel Stoltzfus told the judge.

G-d that pisses me off. If you sell your children into sex slavery, the law shouldn’t cap your prison sentence at 7 years and you should certainly have your parental rights terminated. What in the actual fuck?!

Bucks County has been fucked up since time began.

She is supposed to act like a mother. Fuck her.

RIGHT!? I DON’T UNDERSTAND.

I know I really wish the judge had been able to give them more since he clearly wanted to.

Three to seven years in prison for the parents!? THAT’S IT?!

I feel the same way about Discovery, History, NatGeo, and Animal Planet.

:(

I miss the days when TLC was The Learning Channel and they had educational programming, not reality shows.

Honestly surprised Tucker didn’t just call up ICE while on camera.