It’s gotta be this kid:

Cosby will likely go down as the Black version of Jimmy Savile.

OMG! He’s Spike!

I am appalled that this is what is required to believe a woman’s word on intimate partner violence.

“While I’m glad additional corroboration is coming to light that supports Amber Heard’s statements, I am appalled that this is what is required to believe a woman’s word on intimate partner violence.”

Johnny Depp sounds like a real prince. A broke ass prince who needs rehab.

While I’m glad additional corroboration is coming to light that supports Amber Heard’s statements, I am appalled that this is what is required to believe a woman’s word on intimate partner violence.

You forgot....just existing.

We execute people for:

“The fact that Warmbier died suddenly in less than a week after his return to the U.S. in his normal state of health indicators is a mystery to us as well,” the spokesman was quoted as saying by the official Korean Central News Agency

That new Ken doll is cute and seems fun. Barbie is going to have a great time bearding for him.

Not sexually assaulting people greatly reduces the odds that you will be accused of sexual assault. But that is a difficult concept for rapists hell bent on playing the martyr.

Be famous and have a wholesome reputation based on your TV shows and lame comedy.

Because I want to get expensive advice on how to prevent being accused of sexual assault from an old man who has been accused of 38,000 sexual assaults.

Sexual assault is something you shouldn’t be doing. If you need Bill Cosby to tell you not to touch people without their consent, even in non-sexual situations, because you didn’t know or were confused, you need more help than a PR-motivated, jury-tainting town hall.

It’s been medically proven that having a hung jury, in a trial where there’s a 100% chance you’re guilty, can do wonders for your health.

The fact that he feels inclined to publicly gloat about getting away with it really underscores the sociopathic impulses underlying what he did.

Step 1: Don’t rape people.

You know I’ve brushed shoulders with many people. In fact I’ve straight up run into people cuz I’m a huge klutz. And yet. I’ve never sexually assaulted someone or been accused of sexually assaulting someone. Weird.