Seriously. Thanks, I don’t need any lessons on how to teach children to be unrepentant thieves and con artists, so free of conscience and shame that even as adults, they freely brag about lying and cheating, thinking it’s good.

I honestly don’t get the anger people have towards her over this. She’s a journalist who reported on something incredibly noteworthy. That’s bad for some reason? It wasn’t the bombshell that people wanted, but is that her fault? She sent 2 fucking tweets. Women have to be perfect.

If she was instrumental in raising those three pieces of garbage, she can keep her stupid fucking parenting lessons to herself.

I can’t wait to read almost any other book. Several of them, even!

Cool. I look forward to not reading/buying it.

I’d tell you what I’d be moving up from the store brand mustard.

And the opening about being “desperate for ratings” is a giveaway too. No one is as obsessed with ratings as he is.

I like how you he equates CEO optimism with an across the board boost in morale. “Guys, I can’t wait to go to my abusive minimum wage retail job where I am forced to shove credit cards down people’s throats because our CEO is looking forward to scoring a new yacht for his island.”

I’d forgotten he existed. It was nice.

Mein Nipple Clamphf?

Nazplay?

Shit, marriages don’t count if the participants were young and stupid?

“I’m not donating to that scam. Those losers should’ve bought fire extinguishers instead of iPhones.” -Jason Chaffetz / Paul Ryan / fuck it, All Republicans

I live in SC, so I hear the flag “heritage” bullshit all the fucking time. These yokels think it’s cool to be subtly racist, but guys like King mainstream it.

Don’t wear your tinfoil hat in the microwave. #lifelessons

I thought there was something weird about my microwave...

Cats will eat a bite of pancake once and act like they liked it, then the next time you offer it to them look at you as if you to say “You don’t expect me to eat that shit, do you?”

NOT WHEN YOU’RE WEARING YOUR TINFOIL HAT THEY CAN’T!!!!!

So you’re much better off for the next ten years of your life, then the few months you’re bankrupted (and then die) following a car crash are much shorter. 10 years of wealth is bigger than 6 months of poverty.

“nobody will be worse off financially”