And Melania looked like a lounge singer in Vegas.

Yes, let it be reported that my black ass brandished a gun on some person’s lawn and see if video evidence would be needed before an arrest.

2nd & 3rd generation Hispanics see themselves as white.

Now? I’m pretty sure they’ve always required that when a black person accused a white person of a crime.

All the while tearfully, sincerely believing their own “i’m-the-real-victim” bullshit. #isavesomuchmoneyonmothersday

no arrests were made at the time, because police said “the threats and weapons were not captured on video.”

Those are the faces of people in complete shock and disbelief that their white privilege didn’t protect them in a state as backwards as Georgia. It’s the same exact face Holtzclaw made when he was sentenced. A complete disbelief that the entitlement they’ve enjoyed their entire life didn’t protect them when they…

I don’t think that’s how she meant it. I think her defense is literally, “Wasn’t me.” Which I don’t believe for a second.

This is where someone reminds you how important it is to have carefully chosen the right parents.

Having a floor-level table surrounded by white shag carpet says to me “we never eat.”

Fuck that. The only time I want to see Clint Eastwood, Jack Nicholson, or Jon Voight is as part of an In Memoriam reel.

I’m trying to figure out which I hate more, the swinging suspended couch or the shag carpeting. Wait, or the sit-on-the-floor table. Hey, I’m An Old, give me a fucking chair!

I hate every piece of furniture/décor in the listing for Gwyneth’s apartment. I assume it was staging, but YUCK! Especially the swinging bench in the living room.

I’ll never understand the allure of all-white. It would feel like living in an institution.

Please don’t apologize Faye, that was the most interesting thing to happen at the Oscars since some dude ran on stage naked about 40 years ago.

And that...is one porno I would never watch. I think I need to splash some bleach on my brain for a second.

Even married seniors fight over the dumbest shit. The fights I have witnessed because one doesn’t hear so well and the other one needs an extra 2% of patience...

I think we need pictures to better assess the situation.

Yeah, every article should try to use this photo instead of one of the bespectacled lad character he played in the courtroom.