Yes, they look so...tight..not the first word that normally comes to mind when speaking of boobs...

The lookout man

I hate her because she tried to blame a black man for her drugged erratic driving, so her career can forever die in a dumpster fire as far as I’m concerned. May she never prosper, because that makes her trash. Plus, she’s given all sorts of chances, and I’m always like, “Why?” She’s no major talent whose artistry the…

Everything about her looks pained. =/

we were rooting for her WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR HER

Ariel is also a teenager, which Ms Lohan has not been able to play convincingly since Mean Girls. I’m not sure her smoker’s voice is going to be a real draw, either.

Plus I don’t know how old that photo is but Lilo hasn’t looked that fresh faced for a loooong time

Ariel is supposed to be optimistic, and surprised by every new discovery. Lohan’s jaded eyes have seen much more scandalous thingamabobs, I assume. Doesn’t really ring true.

Kim’s boobs look ... pained.

I was sad when that happened to me, but then I thought of all those beautiful planes out there and I felt better. 30 years is not too many for a plane, thank god.

I just turned 32 and the other day one of my arms fell off.

yet...the actual assassins, the NK agents, are still free. that’s a successful assassination imo

Everything about this story is bonkers and sounds like it’s straight out of an episode of Criminal Minds.

That’s . . . actually a really brilliant plot.

Worst cover story ever. Can’t say I have high expectations from North Korea, I’m sure they thought this would fool authorities.

BE FRUITFUL AND MULTIPLY. I assume is what he would say. What have you got against fruits and times tables?

Please accept my apology for any misunderstanding.

Nah, dude. There was no misunderstanding. Everyone knows exactly what you meant.

“Sorry that I have begotten Two Excellent Sons with my Perfect Ween.”

Misogyny AND humblebrag, good job bro