Yeah...that one should be obvious. One sucks. The other is enraging.

I’m gonna have to hit you with a toaster.

Talented people are often the biggest assholes with the most problems.

Right? Her paintings are just wonderful.

Oh god, now THAT is bad casting.

She was actually a very talented artist who became the inspiration behind a generation of women that were progressive and transgressive, and who was unfortunately plagiarized by her more famous husband. Her story is so much more than that of a flapper, even if they were modeled in large part on her image.

I think it’s great casting. Zelda is such an interesting historical figure. I hope that this is really her story, despite the inevitable part F. Scott will have to play in the movie since he was an enormous part of her life. She was supposedly a magnetic person, though, as well as talented and somewhat manic. I think…

The very same brother that was trotted out by the Sarah Palins of the world to prove Barack Obama was secret Muslim-communist-terrorist person. Oh world. You are so funny.

Madonna is a pop star (and good at it!). Gaga is a musician. I have always enjoyed Madonna’s music, and still love the old stuff, but she is not a great singer or talent. Britney Spears is definitely the one who should be drawing the comparisons, not Lady Gaga who has an absolutely phenomenal voice and is a…

Prince is one of the greatest guitarists of all time. He has written dozens of hits for other people, as well as his own music. His musical abilities crossed all kinds of genres. His voice was incredible. Prince was a unique and incredible talent. Madonna is/was good at dancing and reinventing herself, but she is not…

Well Sebastian Stan is my favorite so now I’m dead.

....why? Why must they sit through this torture? Clearly they do not like each other at all and this will only end in disaster. I’d donate some money to the cause and send my polite regrets. Tradition goes out the window when you are dealing with that orange nightmare.

The only person I know of or care about in this is Lady Gaga, but it does 100% confirm to me that yes, I am in fact an old.

I just checked, and in my state it is not considered electioneering. Score!

Hmm. I’ll have to look into that. It wasn’t an issue at the primary.

Yeah, but those are assholes. Anyone who actually supported Bernie Sanders and his platform and wasn’t just a dick who hates the idea of a female President would not be voting for Trump. I know a few who are going third party, but the vast majority are firmly on the Clinton train. There is no way you believe in…

Goddamnit now I need a Cap marathon. Wait, I love Cap marathons. HOORAY!

Because he is desperately hoping that Bernie Sanders voters like me are going to go “oh, I guess I’ll vote for Trump now durrr” which is NOT fucking happening. I will be wearing my Bernie shirt, but I will HAPPILY be casting my vote for Madam President.