I...I can’t think of when I’d ever feel the need to use any of these.

All I have to say about this “video” is that Kylie Jenner now looks like an entirely different person. The ktransformation is komplete.

Is your dress full of balloons!? I love it.

True, but everyone is in huge clothes.

Poor Clair was always carrying groceries.

Hahaha thanks :)

I went back and rewatched the X Files last summer and was dying of laughter over just how HUGE Scully’s (and everyone’s) clothes were. She was absolutely swimming in that trench coat the first few seasons.

I went the spaghetti strap route for my 1994 prom dress. Not pictured are my black satin opera-length gloves because that was the absolute height of sophistication and a MUST HAVE.

But what I really need to know is how high up are the sports bras cut under the arms? As a person of large chest size, these are important considerations. I am constantly on the lookout for sports bras that contain all sides of the boobage.

I will never understand why people care so much about eating pizza with a fork. I don’t do it, but whatever floats your boat is fine with me. Unless that thing is well-done steak. Then you should be flogged and denied steak forever. DONALD.

Yes I’m very confused about the lighting situation.

Just when I think I know all there is to possibly know about these people I care nothing about, one of them has to prove me wrong.

I was a young teenager, but my dad went to college with Hill and hated her, so my memories of all of it are colored by that. He really, really disliked her after the few interactions they had at OSU, heh.

It’s optional, and has been requested for some time.

Your comment should have all the stars.

I think that is more a perfected non-answer answer than one full of blind confidence. Professional athletes, even not very good ones, get very good at bland platitudes that sound full of an answer but are meaningless.

Wow, who knew I had that kind of power with my individual vote in a very blue state? I should go use that massive sway for something more important than replying to hyperbole on Jezebel.

Call Me Anna was a heartbreaking read but so interesting. I loved watching The Patty Duke show in Nick at Nite re-runs. This makes me so sad.

Haha ok, whatever you say. I’m far from a troll but you go ahead and believe in your powers of deduction. Clearly it makes more sense that I’m trolling than it does that I’m anti-death penalty, anti-war, and anti-Citizens United, and therefore struggle with voting for HRC.

I’m not ok with someone speaking like Netanyahu’s best buddy just because “everyone” does. That is literally one of my biggest issues with politics as usual: I hate pandering. I want to know what you believe, what you value, what you will do. I do know that she’s very comfortable making all kinds of weapons deals in…