I was happy to learn they are books, since it so reminds me of Agatha Christie stuff, and definitely plan to check them out.

I love her name! I recently binged that whole show and L O V E it!

I kind of love that Britney Spears has oodles and oodles of money and stylists at her disposal, but still looks like the girls I went to high school with in west Tulsa. Never change, Brit Brit.

Eh the walls look like stucco more than sponge painted, to me anyway. Maybe it’s one of those “faux texture” paintjobs.

Every time an unprepared student takes a test, I guarantee there is prayer in school.

That’s awesome.

I doubt many of those girls had parents that called the police over it.

In our very noble and necessary quest to prevent sexual assault and keep people safe from unwanted advances, we seem to have lost our minds a little bit. It isn’t cool to pinch someone you don’t know (or even someone you do if they aren’t ok with it), but come on. This girl is probably 6th or 7th grade, acting like a…

It is so heartwarming to see one exceedingly punchable douchebag endorse another even more punchable douchebag. May their slimy, disgusting admiration live on forever.

Yes it will, but I include them in the federal government. They are the judicial branch after all ;)

One of things I hope for most dearly is that the death penalty will be abolished in my lifetime. Not the feckless, useless, piecemeal state by state abolition, but the federal government actually stepping up and saying no more. I hate this shit. It’s WRONG.

That’s the kicker: it’s far more expensive.

Yeah but it was from cancer.

...I don’t even find them that attractive. They kind of look like each other, which creeps me out, and their wholly unattractive personalities have colored the rest.

He probably gets fats from nuts and avocados and stuff tho

I get the sugar and white flour and blah, blah, but eggplant? Tomatoes? MUSHROOMS (love of my life, after olives)? I do not understand to any degree what is wrong with those vegetables.

Yeah my 5th grader reads several grade levels ahead, so for arguments sake we can say 7th grade, and her vocabulary is far beyond this. My 1st grader could read this, but he wouldn’t understand it because no one can.

He doesn’t want to be pinned down on anything so his standard response for everything boils down to “maybe, maybe not, I only know what I’ve read, you are the one saying this is true not me”. He is an idiot and a true huckster.

I don’t know how anyone can get through the moronic gibberish that stands in for his “responses” to questions (or frankly just be in the same space as him). I am pretty sure I would be like this the whole time: