I am so, so glad I stopped watching this what, 2 seasons ago? Juliette was pregnant. It started out so well, too. It sounds like so much nonsense now.

If you can’t find a sitter for a R movie (or many PG-13, especially if your kid is young) then stay home. Fuck all those idiots. Don’t traumatize your kid and annoy other moviegoers. It will come out on DVD. Trade sitting duties with friends. Take a day off work and go during the day while they are at school or…

Right. I’m not defending this AT ALL because it’s completely nuts. Sugar itself isn’t the nutty part though.

All milk is high in sugar. Babies need it. They sure as fuck don’t need goat’s milk and idk why she doesn’t just breastfeed, but sugar is an important part of milk and formulas.

His Press Secretary is a WOC, the NA advisor for his campaign is a woman, various Congresswomen and female celebrities have endorsed him...they’re there.

His press secretary is Symone Sanders, a WOC. That is probably who you are thinking of.

Hey, he’s the only one to pay interns! That’s worth something I guess.

Similarly to how the inside of a car heats up, the temperature of the outside air is not always the same as the temperature of where you’re sitting. Enclosed spaces get really fucking hot on already hot days.

Not that any more proof was needed that Arpaio is the fucking worst, I still really appreciate her going there and speaking with families and shining a light on it. She seems pretty wonderful, and those terrible “jails” need the light of a thousand suns shone on them until they’re shut down and Arpaio is in jail.

“Siri’s first responses to “suicide-related queries” were especially disconcerting: it either provided stories about people who had committed suicide or—even more disturbingly—directions to the closest bridge.”

And here I thought the hardest decision was going to be which restaurant night to choose! Your plan is infinitely more fun.

I read this as a warning to all other people like me: don’t say maybe to PTSA secretary because next thing you know you’re the President. Don’t say maybe to seem nicer, y’all.

That’s how I read it to. Don’t be talked into something you don’t want to do, don’t say maybe to seem nice, be assertive in your refusals, etc. Not sure I’d put it on a shirt, but I can’t say I disagree (at least with how I interpreted the message, and you too it seems).

Plum purple! I prefer the deepest plums to wines, but plum is my go-to.

Right? IIRC it wasn’t until Princess Diana made it her cause that anyone in our government was like “ohhhh we should do something, it’s not just the gross gays.”

He didn’t get a pass, at all, but when you look at what he said IN CONTEXT it is no way comparable to essentially making shit up. She didn’t “misspeak” because Reagan didn’t do anything for Alzheimer’s until the 1990s. The 1980s was most definitely all about the AIDS crisis and Nancy Reagan and good ole Ronnie were…

That’s her MO. She did it in 08, too.

Sure the blame for ignoring AIDS isn’t on Clinton, but stupidly lauding the Reagans for it is all her. That was idiotic. Anyone who knows anything about how the AIDS crisis unfolded knows that the Reagans were at best silent on the matter. You can be kind to someone’s memory without making shit up.

You know, good for her on finally living the life she was meant to, but goddamn is she an asshole. I really cannot stand Caitlyn Jenner.