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She never fails to look like she’s smelling something foul. Perma-nose wrinkle or something. I happen to agree that Clinton is a bad candidate, but I’m sure for wildly different reasons than token brunette up there.

It’s because she dared to act like winning an Oscar was something she wanted and was very excited about. She’s not humble enough, and therefore must be hated.

#teamHathaway

I’ve had Chipotle twice. Both times it was a long ass line for kinda gross food that gave me heartburn. I’ll stick to Baja Fresh or Qdoba for semi-fast food Tex Mex. Even if I did like it, no fucking way am I risking puking and/or shitting my brains out for a week. E coli might not be lethal for most people, but it is

My husband LAUGHS AT ME when I duck in the car at a bird swooping down towards the car. I AM VINDICATED. Birds are fucking evil creatures plotting to one day murder us all.

She named herself Picabo. She was known as “Baby Girl” until she was three, at which point her parents let her pick her own name. I can’t believe I remember this information.

Not not really, because that quote wasn't in the context of what Haley said here. It was just more racist Coulter trolling.

Once, I opened the fridge door and a bottle of Texas Pete’s fell out of the door, landed squarely on my toe, and cracked the bone in half. My poor toe was almost immediately 3x it's normal size. I also broke my foot playing Just Dance Kids with my children. Sigh. Those are the worst of it, but I'm constantly bumping

I loved when that happened, which makes me very ashamed. But it was funny!

Oh sweet baby jesus:O

I can’t say how the city as a whole reacted, but I have a few friends in the L.A. area that have remained rabid Rams fans the whole time the team was in STL. They are thrilled at this news. It makes me roll my eyes a bit at the STL Rams fans that are now “giving up” football. Um, you can still watch and follow the

I refuse to believe that is an actual grown adult, a wealthy one at that, with that haircut.

Every future soccer game I attend, I must remember to open my chair like that. Hysterical!

All that can be said is thank goodness the police seem to be taking it all seriously and investigating.

And the entire audience would give you a standing ovation

“he’s got a very serious problem. I saw that when I came in.”

His grandfather was in the KKK, and his dad got in some sort of legal trouble for refusing to rent to minorities, so none of this should be shocking to Trump or the rest of us. His family life and upbringing falls right in line with this.

The implication is your mother didn’t have sex and get pregnant. Otherwise people just say “you are the one who gave birth to her/him” if they merely mean the child is that person’s responsibility.

It takes a lot to look like the asshole in an argument with effing Farrah Abraham, but clearly Nicki was up to the task. How pathetic.

Yo Gabba Gabba or nothing at all. This and Backyardigans were all I could watch along with them.