Let’s all take a moment to remember how cute her old face was. She even had a sprinkle of freckles before managing to contour herself orange.

I do NOT understand how this Jeremy Scott person is an actual fashion designer. It all looks like he cut up clothes owned by 13 year olds in 1992 and glued it to black fabric and/or leather. So basically, it looks like shit.

Any half-way decent person doesn't go after a married person. Sure the married person carries greater fault for breaking vows, but come on. Married people aren't fair game for the single.

John Legend already WAS on Lip Sync Battle. I think it was the first or second episode.

I enjoyed Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica (NOT Drew). I didn’t ever listen to either of their music and had very little idea of who they actually were, but they were very cute and likeable. I still rather have a soft spot for Jessica…

He has ZERO understanding of how the law works. He’s demonstrated this over and over and over.

I was 23 and in the military.

Oh Gaga, those shoes.

Not Ready to Make Nice is a kick-ass song. I’m not a fan of country music, but I’ve always rather liked the Dixie Chicks. Home is probably my favorite album, but I’m glad they came back with that last one, middle fingers raised up high.

Ooh Hope Floats makes me ugly cry. I love it.

I don’t think the Steelers played that great, certainly not well enough that this could have changed the outcome of the game. I was also entirely inclined to think no way would the Pats be so stupid as to mess up the other team’s headsets. Seeing now that it’s a pattern and reading quotes from other teams throughout…

He’s not required to be unbiased in order to host a late night talk show.

I love Joe Biden. I love Stephen Colbert. All this needs is a Jon Stewart cameo and it would be the trifecta of “how can they be so smart and still so adorable?!”

She has craft kits.

Jennifer Garner has kid-friendly craft kits. I do, however, kind of believe that Garner does popsicle stick and glitter glue crafts with her kids. She totally seems like she’d love that.

Someone should have told Buffy she could just sub milk for water and butter for oil in the cake mixes and she’d have...cake (psst,…

I can’t imagine how difficult it must be to always be pitted against a person you love- and who is simply better at the sport. Venus is amazing, but even she knows she isn’t Serena. Seems cruel to have to compete with each other like that. They handle it with aplomb, though, and I imagine it’s created a very strong…

As a knitter I’m very impressed by her colorwork (because anything more than stripes scares me) but confused how she can do that but find a top down sweater so hard AND have gaps at the neckline. But hey, props to her because that is QUITE the labor of love.

I fucking hate that putz.

Consuming pork isn’t a federal right, but I’m pretty sure if she was a restaurant server refusing to bring out pork chops and bacon cheeseburgers to customers, they’d be pretty pissed and she’d lose her job.

I have no sympathy. I just don’t. Did she get screwed if there was a work around in place? Maybe, but unless every other flight attendant she could ever possibly work with is made aware of the special arrangement, of course they are going to assume she’s neglecting her duties. While it might not be the *primary*…

I absolutely HATED if a guy insisted on paying for everything. I will pay for my half, thanks. Once a relationship was established, it was less 50-50, but more like you get dinner, I’ll get the movie. If you want to open my door, pull out my chair, fine I can tolerate that, but do not fight me on the check.