He has a very bland, unoffensive face to match his bland (hopefully also unoffensive) advice.

Whaaaaat? Gotta love “news” that just makes shit up half the time.

I love this song and the video. The styling for this one and Blank Space is killing me with gorgeous. I covet everything.

Most of 1989 makes that very clear.

IDK, that’s fairly astute commentary on how we judge art. Not that I think that translates into a good presidential campaign or anything, but I like where he’s coming from.

The first one and the last one kind of work for me. The two middle ones can burn in a fiery car crash, however.

I like her okay, she’s hardly my favorite artist. I simply tire of seeing people built up, and then viciously and enthusiastically torn down for the crime of making human mistakes.

I’m having a legitimate “I have no idea who this person is” moment.

Britney, girl, that hair was a mistake.

Awesome, now maybe the level of Taylor hate on Jezebel can simmer back down to its previous low. A girl could get whiplash around here with how fast people fall out of favor.

I believe she’s had it surgically altered. Fillers, not implants I think.

TBH it’s one of the few times I haven’t found Bieber to look completely ridiculous. John Legend kills it as always. That is one handsome, dapper man.

I bet those are very expensive PJs he’s wearing.

Illusion dresses WILL NOT DIE. Yes, she is a lovely woman with an impressive figure. The dress is still godawful.

I'm so sorry that happened to you. :*(

I was the third party in a car accident a few years back. The car in front of me turned left into another car, which then careened across the median, into me, and up into the lawn of a nearby house. It never even occurred to me to blame the car that hit me, clearly it was the fault of the lady in front of me. I just…

It’s a fantastic mascara. Really, really good.

I think it’s more the light lashes. I don’t find him attractive (or unattractive for that matter) but his eyes seem pretty normal. Pale lashes and eyebrows can make a person look off.

I fucking hate her nasally voice and her lists pretending to be songs. No teens, you don’t need to know. You’re better off for it and might gain a proper grasp of irony without her interference.