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For a minute (before reading the entire story), I thought the headline was about the Republican party.

A majority of Americans at some point use illegal drugs, though. “Move somewhere it is already in use” is what rich people do already do. And if you’re referring to weed, that would be out of the country from a federal perspective which isn’t feasible to some of the most vulnerable populations not to mention many sick…

Back in college I was out with friends in Santa Monica. This was around 2001-2003. We were broke and at a bar. I was crashing with a friend and his roommates. As a college host gift I offered to buy a round of shots. I ordered them and the bartender said they were $12 a shot. I said “holy shit.” Vaughn was next to me,…

That an absolute horror story like this is actually a “feel good” story in 2016 says everything.

Ted Cruz’s cuddle partner?

The tinfoil.

Fuck. That. Last thing I need is some robot giving me a mechanical snatch, turning my G spot into a 4G spot and having people pirate Game of Thrones through my hoo ha.

There are a lot of women who don’t seem to understand women’s genitals, thanks to our piss-poor educational system :(

THIS. And presumably you have to do it fairly regularly, like Botox. It’s not like it lasts forever.

In my experience work doesn’t have sick days and I can’t afford to take time off or I have to use vacation days in lieu of actual sick days.

Annnnd here is the contact information for the hon. Judge Gary J. Gilman, if you would care to voice your displeasure at his less than judicious ruling to allow a violent criminal who posed an active danger to another person free:

I gave my dog vaccines. He grew up never even learning to talk. He poops outside in public. He refuses to wear pants. He can’t read or write.