Oh — Emirjeta Xhelili? Of the Mayflower Xhelilis?

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Not only was his response well articulated it was also deep with…

Expressing yourself by hiding yourself is so alternative

My offering of acceptable RNC press attire:

The primary difference here being that Patrick and Obama both had the same person writing their speeches.

They added the %off in the description at about 4 am for me, before that it was a guessing game. The “watch this deal” on the main prime deals didn’t start working until about 1:30 or 2 am when I already had gone through pages of deals, so they are definitely rolling out changes as they go.

They added the %off in the description at about 4 am for me, before that it was a guessing game. The “watch this…

“If fucking Shep McCallister scoops me on this I’m done. DONE!”

I think they call it “Reganomics"

You undercut this point by condescendingly calling The Ringer “Bill Simmons’... new blog” in the title. Forgive him if he didn’t realize you meant to say “Bill Simmons’ new potential entertainment media behemoth.”

I’m sure Thiel will be calling back any minute now.

Those words echo Lovecraft, but your quotation is more akin to Thomas Hardy’s line about time completing something unfinished by reveling in its incompleteness than it is to the Greyjoy words, which are more like “our God is dead, you can’t kill him, we’re scary reavers, woo woo.” And I would actually argue the…

What if the entirety of ASOIAF is actually a recipe book detailing how the people will survive the winter on an unlimited supply of fried calimari? This has been foreshadowed in the books. GRRM spends pages and pages and pages detailing what characters are eating for no apparent reason. But what if there IS a reason?…

Reading this article makes me want to take my magic necklace off and age like vinegar in a warm bed somewhere.

she’s my favourite by a longshot.

unfortunately i am literally the exact opposite of that. I’m deeply insecure and test my relationships like a petulant teenager until I feel safe. Just generally a joy to be around you might say!