I would just like to take the time to remind everyone that Natalie Whatshername didn’t write Torn, and didn’t even tell the band that did she’d recorded it. They only found out when they started getting royalty checks out of the blue:

the fact that he pulled the nozzle out though...

Something similar happened to me recently when I was looking for the layout to Infineon Raceway to check out the entrance layout for an upcoming trackday and noticed the parking lot was kinda full...then noticed the pit boxes were full...then noticed there were cars on the track!

Those were my 2nd round of tattoos, after a rough breakup I wanted to celebrate my independence (my ex and I had previously discussed us each getting a wing, so I wanted to get my own damn set because I didn’t need him) and represent the duality of the universe, my personality, etc. Also, they were inspired by a…

Which shall henceforth be referred to as Demuroing a car, or just Demuroing, for short.

I’ve decided I’m going to get the flowers of every state/prefecture where I’ve lived. On the right is the Golden Rayed Lily of the Kanagawa prefecture, and on the left is my newest one, the California Poppy. I still need to get my home state flower on my right (well, my left, but in the mirror, and in this photo,…

“... then I watched a grown man ‘fist’ his car.” Things I never thought I’d say when I have to explain to my boss why I was laughing so hard I was crying.

I have so much leftover packets as I use about 1/3 pouch per package. The leftover gets used to “salt” my pasta water before boiling or sprinkled into ground meat when making burgers.

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Yeah, came here for X20xx

The death of Mance Rayder reminded me of The Last of the Mohicans.

Dietrich Mateschitz should leave F1 and make his own series, with blackjack and X2014

I worked in a "family" owned place that did steaks and fish pretty well too. It was a small town and the owner was loaded and didn't take shit from obnoxious customers who thought they could get away with it. A four top of soft middle aged managers came in and sat down. They'd been in before and were ok tippers. But…

I like how the balls are pesto.

What a ham...bitch!

<3 this cartoon.

Yes this! Marc Antony perfectly describes this situation.

Oh, god, I love those cartoons. XD