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Distilled liquors are not pure alcohol. That’s why you see the ABV or ACL/VOL (Alcohol By Volume) on labels. Vodka is usually 40% ABV. The other 60% contains water and particulate impurities from which it was distilled.

There are two types of vodka, wheat and potato. Most vodkas on the market are distilled from wheat and still contain gluten impurities.

Most vodkas are distilled from wheat and still has gluten impurities. I have a friend who has legit celiac disease, she found out about 15 years ago, before this “gluten free” trend. When she drinks vodka she makes sure it’s distilled from potatoes.

My mom’s friend referred me to her dentist. The appointment was at 7 o’clock AT NIGHT. His office was in an office building, not a medical building. All the lights were off because the regular 9-5ers had gone home. His office was two rooms but only the back room was lit. The front room had stacks of chairs in one…

Parody, but awesome!

If they are trying to reach the 16-25 demographic, replace the glitter with Skittles.

The time lapse was the only thing that was quick about Nissan that weekend.

Shouldn’t the profile pic be of the rear of the dog, with an olfactory emitter attachment?

Too late to edit. Not Imperial March but The Throne Room and End Title, when Luke and Han receive their medals from Leia.

Here’s an interesting conspiracy theory. *adjusts glasses*

Bossy looks like she gives zero fucks, she’s all “Outta mah way Navigators, dis is mah shelf!”