In fairness, I would climb over a skyscraper to get away from Florida Man.

Oh I CANNOT WAIT to see how incredible she will look on that red carpet!

I’m fine by the way.

Yeah, is rubbing coke on a babby’s gums really any different than rubbing them with rum? Not asking for a friend but my mom. She wants to feel good about her life choices.

Those were my thoughts too. 12 hours seems relatively logical considering booze is out almost as fast as it goes in and you can take all kinds of crazy shit while breastfeeding.... Including some pretty heavy painkillers.

However long it would take for it to leave your body normally, breastmilk has the same quantities as blood when it comes to alcohol and everything else (e.g. if your blood alcohol content is 0.08 so is your breast milk)

Is that something we should worry about? I literally put EVERYTHING into my search history. Like “how long would it take for someone to die if you cut their hands and feet off” but like...I just started watching “slasher” and was CURIOUS-how much cocaine can you do and breastfeed seems like a totally normal thing to…