In America, pussy grabs you!!

Literally said already I’m not interested in dying on this hill. You win. I’m not remotely interested in fighting with a stranger on the internet about Black Chyna.

Funny how some people expect Blac to just stay and put up with any kind of treatment from Rob because ... scammer.

Does anyone watch the Kardashian method of relationships and life and just think, “What would (insert name) Kardashian do?” and then make sure to do the opposite? Even if it’s all staged, who goes through life even pretending to live like that as a job? Their adrenaline levels must be off the charts from all the…

It was one of those foam-sword gladiator matches college kids have. And someone brought an arm-length dildo to a foam fight.

I am convinced the faces he makes when he playing are the same faces he makes while he’s coming and like...no

He looks (and seems) like someone you’d date to piss off your parents. Having never felt the urge to piss off my parents, I have to say no. He is not hot.

To quote my cousin, “He looks like Jeff Goldblum in The Fly, when he’s changing from Jeff Goldblum into the fly.”

He reminds me of a dog who ate a bag of weed.

He’s that perfect combination of hot and vile that only needs a few drinks to drift into the fuckable zone.

Phobias are the most common disorder people can have. In a way our experiences can affect our tendency to have them. My mom was arachnophobic and unwittingly probably influenced my sister and me to be the same. I cured myself by learning all I can about spiders and now love them. I even got mom to admit that jumping…

But caftans are the shit. I’m already working on my summer caftan body.

That would have been awesome! And, no way, a wedding? What are the odds that a wedding would occur and that someone might remember it? I hate, hate, hate these scam artists with every fiber of my being because it encourages people to not only spend money they may (or may not) have but because it encourages them to…

Remember when The Learning Channel didn’t make you feel dumber just flipping past it?

Remember when Bravo showed opera and ballet and jazz concerts and Shakespeare?

It makes me very scared that these people are real live medical doctors and still support this as a medical treatment. Normal people go to doctors because we are not smart/trained enough to treat ourselves. We rely on them to be both smart and trained and in most cases will not know if they are not either of these…

Okay, okay, okay. Hear me out.

The office next to mine is a past-life/psychic therapist’s. The walls are pretty thin, so I often hear the sessions and want to bang on the wall and yell “girl, get your money back!”

At least she wasn’t Cleopatra or Joan of Arc.

Going back to your *own* memories for reasons behind your phobias is already bad science... I can’t even...